I hate Duke. Here are 7 degrees of my hatred.
1) Much like Tom Cruise in Valkary, if Duke played the Nazi basketball team, I would root against Duke.
2) I've been watching the Duke-Carolina ESPN Classic games all week. I only watch the ones where Carolina wins, and I'm sitting here as we speak watching a game where I know who wins and I know every detail about the game, but I'm still yelling at the TV.
3) http://www.cbssports.com/collegebasketball/story/11366542 I'm pretty sure the meningitis was my fault.
4) No matter how awful Christian Laetner, Bobby Hurley, Wojo, Trajon Langdon, Jay Williams, and pretty much every other Duke player is in the NBA or on a coaching bench, I still find the energy to hate them.
5) If the United States came up with technology to create a black hole, and wanted to make one somewhere to get rid of trash I would be willing to put it about 8 or 9 miles northeast of Chapel Hill.
6) I thought about rooting for Australia at the Olympics just so Coach K wouldn't get a medal.
7) Ask me if I would rather star for the Tarheels in the national championship game against Duke or go to my own wedding, Ask me.
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