Twenty Five Things

I lied. It happens.

Five Things I Love

1) The first ten seconds of being outside on a cold day
2) Meat- all kinds, doesnt matter (ironically my least favorite meat is meat loaf)
3) Mexican restaurants with real Mexicans running them
4) Grapefruit
5) Commercials that involve Terry Tate- Office Linebacker http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzToNo7A-94 and many more (don't look you'll be watching them all day)

Five Things I Hate

1) Generic Christmas music
2) Persistent homeless people
3) People that would rather be nice than efficient or intelligent
4) The Internet
5) Proper Etiquette

Ten Things I Know to Be True

1) Now that I've figured out that I don't have to care about a lot of things, life is a lot easier.

2) I fall asleep when I'm reading no matter where I am, except if I am in my bathtub.

3) One hundred years from now, when the average human is 6'5" we will look back and realize just how short 5'10" is by looking at certain things that we used everyday- i.e. door frames, cars, subway seats, beds and every other thing I don't fit in.

4) 2,000 plus years into existence and already the original idea has gone extinct.

5) While usually producing humerous results, big people were not meant to do anything that involves not having their feet firmly planted on the ground (skiing, roller blading, jumping, etc)

6) 'Restaurant', 'Carribean', 'Mediteranean', 'success', 'address', 'Cincinnati' and 'posession' are the main reasons that my computer has a spell checker.

7) Large men beating each other up is always entertaining.

8) All sporting events are better in person no matter how good your HD television is.

9) Florida, while being very, very far away, is a place I would walk to if I could retire their upon arrival. So is Mexico. So are a lot of places.

10) The number one reason to be Caucasion and speak Spanish is to get through the Chipotle line faster.

Five Things I question

1) Guacemole- I just don't see how it gets from avocado to what it is
2) Drew Carey hosting the Price is Right http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AKqFctkKMY&feature=related - I have pets that could do a better job. Who did he beat out to get the job?
3) Tom Cruise trying to kill Hitler.
4) Why are all the movies coming out either really cheesy or really depressing?
5) People that I have never seen sober.